Why on earth would you click on an ad that was titled "Scary and damaged"?!? Ok, for whatever reason you're still reading, I guess I will indulge you and talk a little more about me and what I want. I am not looking for anything serious off the bat, but there has to be some kind of conversational spark or connection. I hate when it seems like I'm just forcing conversation with someone for the sake of avoiding silence. Intelligence is nice, as is a sense of humor and the ability to not take everything so damned seriously all the time. Stop me if I'm getting too demanding here. In return, I promise to have a somewhat sparkling and witty personality and to not be an eyesore (in my humble opinion). I will try to respond to all ads, but I am not one of those email religious people so give me some time, ok? And don't forget that you've been warned- scary AND damaged! Bonus points if you can figure out what that's from.